Tuesday, January 2, 2007

Highway signs


Do you know how comforted I feel , knowing that
the people that make decisions about what signs are posted on our highways make decisions like this?
Priceless.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here's a story that I find funny. How dumb to light matches on an airplane to disguise a poot! Why not take some perfume or something and spray it, lady?? Duhhhhrrrrr. Betcha she feels like an ass now, as well as smelling like one.


Fart Brings Down Airplane
Best headline of the year:

Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville

You can’t make this stuff up:

American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.

The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said.

The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane.

“American has banned her for a long time,” Lowrance said.

Ace said...

Now see.. what do people think during these times. I'm guessing they don't and that's the problem.