: shakes head:

Seriously, who sits around and thinks of this shit? " I wonder what I could attach to my face that would stretch it out?" I'm hoping people like this don'tbreed.

Ummm okay

Just when you think the YEE HAWWW was enough, you sift through some photos online and BAMM! Out this pops.

TORRO!!

Ahhh... Good Times....

Some things shouldn't be done

Okay, just because you aren't severly overweight does NOT mean to wear things like this.

It never Ends

Today I am going to post about annoying people. Have you ever found someone, it could be a friend a relative, someone you only know online, your boss etc,. but someone that you just thought was a fucking moron? Seriously. I've ran across some pretty stupid people on myspace. Some of those profiles are nothing short of Forest Gump and even then poor Forest would have thought about what to place in his profile.

It's just one of those days folks. Retards are loose everywhere.

LE SIGH

There isn't much more to say

Backing up an earlier comment to a post ..

Need I say more? Of course not.

*A Dumbass in Action*

ANNOYING

Anorexic or just plain stupid? My vote is that the person who actually let her model, be that an agent or a photographer is the dumbass.

Award(s) for Today

An early morning joy ride lands one man in police custody and damages a Beaumont fire truck. At about 12:30 a.m. Tuesday, Beaumont firefighters were on the scene of a fire near Calder and Belvedere. Investigators say a man jumped in the parked fire truck and drove away. The suspect was injured after he wrecked the stolen fire truck at Laurel and Caldwood. The man's name has not been released. He was taken to Christus Hospital St. Elizabeth with non life threatening injuries. The suspect is charged with felony theft.

The truck that was stolen is a new hook and ladder truck worth about $650,000. The department's maintenance shop is trying to determine if the damage can be repaired. Yep I'd say this was a dumbass thing to do. No doubt about it.

#2.

Has anyone ever read or heard about those people in China that actually wait for Tsunami's to hit the coast and see if they can try and "make it" through. Yeah. I'm not sure if I remember correctly but I thought I read that it happens once a year. My thoughts on this? No way am I standing on a dock, or a beach and waiting for a flippin Tsunami to hit me. " Gee I'm gonna stand here and see if I can swim and not drown" Hellloooo maybe you should be worried about standing there and getting crushed. DUH.

Highway signs

Do you know how comforted I feel , knowing that

the people that make decisions about what signs are posted on our highways make decisions like this?

Priceless.

Out of Control

So it seems that being a dumbass isn't that rare of a trait or feat. I have to admit I did laugh my ass of when I saw yesterdays dumbass. I couldn't believe it. If I had been in NYC, I wouldn't have thought much about it, but in the midwest?

My best friend and I were driving down the road, a very busy street in our city, 4 lanes etc etc. There was a man dressed in a Santa Clause costume, waving down people in vehicles. He was on a bicycle and riding in the lane of traffic. When he turned to pedal off, I noticed the sign on the back of his bike. it read:

WILL SING NAKED FOR $1

Hmmm..... If you are planning on visiting the midwest or if you live here. My advice this week, and it may grow to the whole month of Jan. Do NOT drink the water around here.